Putting films on the internet

[james87]

Hi, i'm kinda new here. I've been reading everyone elses messages and thought that it was time to put on one of my own.

Also i was wondering how do i put my films onto the board so that you can watch them?

[Generic Skinhead]

First you cant think of a good name, then you can't come up with a witty sig and you cap it off with a Southpark Avatar. Geez man. Geez.

You cant post your movies on here. Some servers will host your movies, though my advice is to stay well away from geocities. Its probably a good idea to have a website to go with them or you could try ifilm or one of those. Why not put up some stills for us to sneer at...er..I mean comment on.

[james87]

wow, i'm hurt. u rip my name, my sig and my cool southpark picture.

but thanks 4 the advice about geocities yep it's **** .

and anyway what the **** is your picture of?

[SoulJacker]

It's a pic from his new feature, "Ride The Pole".

It's a modern day epic about love and hate. It centers on two homosexual pole dancers, and their 'rise' to fame. Will they outwit local straight-as-an-arrow gangster Mustafa? Or will he get the dosh he is owed by spilling POLE BLOOD? Only time will tell.

I assure you, it fuckin' T-RULEZ!!!1

Remember kids ? RIDE THE POLE!

[Generic Skinhead]

Actually its a shot from the "worst film I ever made" (trademark). Both the actors are waiting for me to yell Cut. I was probably asleep, or more likely drunk.

By the way I wasn't "ripping"on you, you will be judged on the quality of your posts not your bloody avatar/name/sig. I mean who cares about that stuff? You don't need a great name around here, just lift a name from an eels album or something.

[redlum]

Name, Smame. Avatar, Smavatar. Pssssssshhhh. Sheeesh.

You wanna put your film on the internet. You're gonna need a film/movie/short. That needs to be transferred to your pc (use firewire, svideo/analogue inputs). Compress that, comprimising sound and video quality for small download sizes. And use an FTP explorer (transfers files between locations) to upload your film to a web address for us to see.

If your film was shot on film - dont bother. Bost script/screenplay or something.

If you haven't actually made a film to upload, and I just wrote this vague **** for no reason - Ill find you and kill you.